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Quackity Snitch

I developed black lung after working in the mines under the Schlatt 2020 administration. My compensation was Schlatt 2020 merch and I couldn't be more miserable.

Swagger Souls Political Figure

Please do not give this man your money. I'm 98% sure it goes towards funding child soldiers abroad.

Twomad Respected Community Member

IGN 9/10 fuck this guy lol

Ted Nivison Milkman

Please stop sending me emails. No matter how many ways you slice it, that's still a pyramid scheme. Don't make me get a restraining order.

Minx Delusional

I'm gonna lose my virginity in this hoodie.